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A rich young man went to an art show. He chose a friend’s high-priced painting to buy, showily phoned his accountant to arrange a transfer of funds to cover the expense, and handed over his check – then, amid the gallery crowd, he grabbed a wide-tipped black marker and scrawled SOLD across the canvas.
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Gertrude Stein quoted Alice B. Toklas: I like a view but I like to sit with my back turned to it.
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A man stopped by a deli on his way to the office and bought a piece of packaged cheesecake with his cup of coffee. A few hours later, he threw away the cake, still in its plastic wrapper.
Why is that in the trash? asked a friend, pointing to the unopened slice.
I don’t want it, he answered.
Why don’t you keep it for some other time? It’s got enough preservatives to stay good for months.
No, I don’t want it, he repeated. I just want to throw it away.
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